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'The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy has, in
what we laughingly call the past, had a great deal to say
on the subject of parallel universes. Very little of this
is, however, at all comprehensible to anyone below the
level of Advanced God, and since it is now
well-established that all known gods came into existence
a good three millionths of a second after the Universe
began rather than, as they usually claimed, the previous
week, they already have a great deal of explaining to do
as it is, and are therefore not available for comment on
matters of deep physics at this time.
One encouraging thing the Guide does have to say on the
subject of parallel universes is that you don't stand the
remotest chance of understanding it. You can therefore
say "What?" and "Eh?" and even go
cross-eyes and start to blither if you like without any
fear of making a fool of yourself.
The first thing to realize about parallel universes, the
Guide says, is that they are not parallel.
It is also important to realize that they are not,
strictly speaking, universes either, but it is easiest if
you try and realize that a little later, after you've
realized that everything you've realized up to that
moment is not true.
The reason they are not universes is that any given
universe is not actually a thing
as such, but is just a way of looking at what is
generally known as the WSOGMM, or Whole Sort of General
Mish Mash. The Whole Sort of General Mish Mash doesn't
actually exist either, but it is just the sum total of
all the different ways there would be of looking at it if
it did.
The reason they are not parallel is the same reason that
the sea is not parallel. It doesn't mean anything. You
can slice the Whole Sort of General Mish Mash any way you
like and you will generally come up with something that
someone will call home.
Please feel free to blither now.'
From the book
"Mostly Harmless" by Douglas Adams
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