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My Kind
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Mark Knopfler:
Golden heart



Beautiful South:
Blue is the Colour



Bruce Springsteen:
Tunnel of Love



Mikko Kuustonen:
Abracadabra



Notting Hillbillies:
Missing... Presumed having a good time



Dire Straits:
Brothers in Arms



Susanna Hoffs:
(no title)



Cheryl Crow:
(no title)



Bruce Springsteen:
The Ghost of
Tom Joad



Dire Straits:
Love over Gold



Mikko Kuustonen:
Aurora



Kaartamo Kettunen Kuustonen

Aaaand greetings to some cool people, you know who you are! (and others can be left wondering ;)

• "Gimme some Lovin!" *grin*
• Abraços para possuidors de Barão beagle :)
• Vamos conversar em português, Lil?
• Olá para gaúcha da Finlândia ;)
• Greetings to Washington, with and without DC ;) Go Bills!!! ;)
• Jazz rules :P

Two things that I won't give up:

SARCASM...

He hung around in the darkness for a bit. After the 
past few minutes it was almost enjoyable, but only 
almost.
  'Pull me up, then,' he hinted.
  'I think that might be sort of difficult,' grunted 
Twoflower. 'I don't actually think I can do it, in fact.'
  'What are you holding on to, then ?'
  'You.'
  'I mean besides me.'
  'What do you mean, besides you?' said Twoflower.
  Rincewind said a word.
  'Well, look,' said Twoflower. 'The steps go around
in spiral, right? If I sort of swing you and the you
let go -'
  'If you're going to suggest I try dropping twenty
feet down a pitch dark tower in the hope of hitting a
couple of greasy little steps which might not even still
be there, you can forget it,' said Rincewind sharply.
  'There is an alternative, then.'
  'Out with it, man.'
  'You could drop five hundred feet down a pitch 
black tower and hit stones which certainly are there,'
said Twoflower.
  Dead silence came from below him. Then Rincewind 
said, accusingly, "That was sarcasm.'
  'I thought it was just stating the obvious.'
  Rincewind grunted.

From "The Light Fantastic" by Terry Pratchett

 

...AND IRONY

Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to 
freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. 
"You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers 
and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You 
get numb and you kind of drift off, as if your sleeping. 
How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I 
knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at 
home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her 
alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was 
hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but no 
one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the 
attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack 
and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both 
still be alive." 

 

Q: What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care!