Kapok Wu - My life in PE, photodiary

Interactive map over PE

Some persons commit deeds, which benefit all the mankind. A fine example is Neomap over Calypso!
(NeoMap is the namesake of a European asteroid collision team).
Download the software, read the manual included, start NeoMap, open all.pem data file, activate map markings and enjoy.
I try to update the files let's say twice a year.

If you want to contribute with your own map markings, send your *.pem files to Kapok_Wu@hotmail.com.

Photo album about my time on Calypso

Hello, homefolks! I am fine, sorry I have not been able to answer...
Keep sending the PEDs, I need them. I include some pics.

Yours, Kapok
Well, I was out in space for some 10 months, got rich, saw unbelievable things. Then I got stuck to a traffic jam, collided and my ship started to burn. My escape pod was rescued by a ship which headed to Calypso.
The captain of the ship let me to the cockpit. He was damn shy, and obviously of an alien origin.
I thought this would be a nice holiday here before the insurance company would pick me up. But they never came. Robots have ruined the communications here.
I began to realise that I am in a trouble when my clothes and personal gun were claimed to cover costs caused by my rescue. In return I was given the yellow underwear - just like all the folks in the ship. And the credit card, yes, it had 0 PEDs on it!
I got really pissed off, when I noticed I had forgot how to walk! Well, I had been so long time in space, and most of the space stations have no artificial gravity maintained. My body was a wreck! Lucky I met some sportic ladies in black, they keenly trained me so I got cardiovascular and perspiratory strength back. And that training was free for all!
About that training... We naturally got muscles sour, but there were little pink turtles around which rushed to massage one's back, all you needed to do was to lay down on the ground and enjoy!
I found a cave to live in. This is the view through the chimney. Some smoke from the campfire in the picture.
Every Runescape player knows that chicken and spiders are the noob stuff. When I got a Jester D-1, I was told to hunt spiders...
I have seen folks with spacesuits on. They are very quiet and withdrawn. Communication with them has not been succesful yet, but one day I find where their spaceship is.
Finally I found a city, nobody lived there. Got job as a bartender. I slept next to Armagnac bottles.
I started to sell truffles in the Belkbar. Kralizec and I collected them using a new method. We employed robos to burn a lot of soil with their lasers, truffles got kind of marinated in our blood and in the laserfire. They were damn tasty!
I quitted the bartender job and became a hunter. Quikcly I found how to make HOFs (big loots): you simply keep the loot window open until it has 50 peds or more! Congratulations! And your pals ain't jealuous, since they hear nothing about it. And you don't tell them either. Keep the loot window open especially when team hunting, you don't lose time in fiddling with loots that way. And if you ctd - don't worry. You will get that loot anyway.
Encounters with the toughest animals make me sometimes to pee into my pants!
That brings up the subject of personal hygiene. We know, that F1 drivers often pee in their pants, too... Well, PE citizens have tight schedules. Professionals bath in blood, but we can also take the desert shower.
I got some money, and bought a mountain cabin. Notice the switchboard on the wall, communal electricity there!
I am much to the animals. That's why I got this stuffed little friend, too.
This guy is preparing to fly away! Superdude tricks do work here if you have got the right pills!
The society I was member of during Jan-2004...May-2005 - Aquarius - planned to buy some office rooms from Fort Ithaca. My duty was to check the potential security risks. Here I am studying the situation on the site.

Aquarius members

gigglez at her special apparition mode, only the head is visible. Masha has tamed 16 plumas. Sometimes she moves majestically with that flock in the cities... Kralizec the fashion guru...
I do some woodoo to recover fast from big injuries. This is serious, do not try it at home! Island Girl was not in Aquarius, but she is in our hearts. From left to right: Kapok, Masha, Sizoi, Eli, Akbar (the masked leader), Lord Actus, Slay, Leyni and XIII.

Hunters Extreme

I did my communal service sentence at Hunters Extreme. This is our parkour team.
We team-hunted a lot and got our share of the glory.

More pics? ;)

Sometimes - very seldom - I get a HOF. That makes me feeling like in the top of the world.
Kralizec's main contribution to the fashion world was the fully armored leather jacket.
Armored jackets were profitable. I got some shares of his success too. I sold my countryside cottage and bought a cozy little place from the city.
Citylife makes me restless, I do regular camping trips to the Spiral Mountain. It is a beautiful place.
If you are girl and want your breasts to be scanned, come to my place. I have all the best equippement, the procedure is quick, discrete, cheap and painless yet thorough inspection.
Lately I have bought and sold apartments like a madman, thus making my income for skilling hunter skills... This is my latest asset.

Special section - dino domestication project

I have started a special domestication project. Here and there I have met wounded or mentally disoriented atroxes and atraxes, which need nurturing and care. E.g. this baby here tries to hide behind the rock. I took it into my Atrox Domestication Center.
Sometimes I come too late, and nothing can be done. This Atrox probably ran into rocks and broke its neck.
The Atrox Domestication Center aims at solving this schism between big animals and Calypsoans. By taming atroxes, giving them love, discipline and education, we will see how humans and animals will go hand in paw together!
What you can do? Well, sometimes you may see an atrox fainted in the desert. They are quite sensitive animals, and need a delicate balance of -umm- juicy meat and physical exercise. If either one is missing, they may faint. So; jump on and massage gently their rib bones by your knees. Two men working rhythmically is the best. Atrox recovers and animal-mankind relations are improving!

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Updated: May 20th 2005